Best Funny Baby Poop Quotes

 When struggling to get to sleep, counting sheep is a common expression. But have you ever heard of baby counting? It turns out that you can put your baby to sleep by counting their bowel movements! Your baby's diaper could be green for a variety of reasons. But if this color appears right after you put your baby in the bathtub, it probably means something else! It turns out that babies' poop tends to be neon or greenish when they are born because they are fed breast milk or formula right away.

In the first week after birth, the iron in breast milk and the formula leaves its mark on the newborn's stools, giving them a vivid green hue. As the amount of breastfeeding declines, this term returns to its original brown hue. There is always a chance that something could go wrong while you are changing your baby's diaper and you could lose control of the situation.

Even though, as they begin to move around and explore their bodies, they also become aware of their hands and feet, which can cause them to inadvertently kick or prod their genitalia, which could result in a messier than anticipated poopy diaper. Laugh out loud at these Funny Baby Poop Quotes.

Funny Baby Poop Quotes

The weight of your baggage never stops true love from taking flight.

 

Doctors, by God; were washing their hands, looking out windows, fiddling with dreadful things while you are stretched out on a table or half-undressed on a chair.

 

I was a bad boy as a child.

 

We can take absolutely anything that runs on PC or high-end console and run it on Tegra … I didn’t think that we’d be at this level on mobile for another 3 – 4 years.

 

The worst feeling in life is not being lonely; it’s being forgotten by the one person you could never forget.

 

Why don’t you write books people can read?(to her husband James)

 

Growing up is terribly wonderful. But often it’s also wonderfully terrible.

 

I can’t imagine ever doing anything else with my life. It’s definitely a challenge but when you accomplish something it feels great.

 

How many men so ever you slay, you will never kill your successor.

Diaper Quotes Funny Diaper Sayings

Love’s like a diaper. When it begins to stink it’s time for a change.

 

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -you’re not sure what you’ve got but you’re pretty sure you’re not going to like it.

 

Politicians are like diapers. They both need to change regularly and for the same reason.

 

Politicians never have to wear diapers, because it doesn’t come out of that end, now does it.

 

Men should always change diapers. It’s a very rewarding experience. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.

 

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don’t change diapers in midstream.

 

Words of wisdom: it’s easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.

 

Politicians are like diapers. They both need to change regularly and for the same reason.

 

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -you’re not sure what you’ve got but you’re pretty sure you’re not going to like it.

 

Some people are like a bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on.

Diaper Jokes for Baby Shower

Roses are red, violets are blue, and it’s time for someone to change this poo-poo!

 

This diaper isn’t going to change itself.

 

Big things come in small packages.

 

Use caution when opening!

 

It’s all fun and games until I poop up my back.

 

Going to need a few more wipes for this one.

 

Just think, someday I’ll change your diaper mom and dad!

 

Just look at this as an opportunity to perfect your skill.